Daddy went fishing.
Yep. Daddy went fishin' with a lawnmower.
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Mommy, can you help?
No, honey, mommy's working.
This isn't the kitchen!
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It'll be funny if the girls go to school and say something like, 'Daddy likes pornography.'
Daddy wikes pornogoppy.
Hahahahaha, whoops...
Girls, can you say, 'Mommy's a stanky ho'?
Mommy's a stanky ho.
Michael!!! I'm already looking forward to our first parent-teacher conference.
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Pull your undies up, honey.
Undies are not for da poop.
Correct... not for the poop. Here, take your toys and your bucket.
Bucket - not for da poop.
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Honey, you can't have that. That's not juice. It's wine.
Mommy loves da juice. (Not so much funny as true since mommy DOES love the juice!)
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What's daddy's name?
Michael.
What's mommy's name?
Mommy.
No, what's mommy's name?
Mommy.
No... mommy's name is Loren.
Wo-ren.
Yes. What's daddy's name?
Michael.
What's mommy's name?
Mommy.
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Mommy's sleepin'. She's layin' down.
Yep, mommy's sleepin'.
It's ni-nite.
Mommy went ni-nite.
Girls, I'm not asleep. I'm right here.
Nope, mommy's dead.
2 comments:
So cute...
When meeting the people from my husband new job I asked one of mine to tell her daddy's other day and she said...
f***ing head! What a way to make an impression!!!
Sorry but stanky ho is my favorite.
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