It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world.
The neighborhood block party aka Brad's birthday party is tomorrow. I went shopping for an offensive t-shirt this evening with my three small children. Especially interesting when I have this conversation with the pink-haired teenage boy:
Excuse me, Sir. Where are your most offensive t-shirts. I'm sorry, that's not quite offensive enough. I don't want just swearing... I want dirty shirts. Nothing about marijuana, I need drinking or midgets or sexual positions or all of the above.
I'm pretty sure he's calling CPS right now.
Of course that store didn't have anything offensive enough. So I went next door to good ole' Spencer's Gifts. I found five shirts and bought them all.
As I was checking out, the young girl behind the counter said she saw a video of us online. I thought she was mistaken until she said:
On YouTube... something about them being premature and it had music and stuff. I watched it this morning and called my mom and told her to watch it.
Apparently I can't go anywhere without being recognized.
So glad I got my midget porn shirt, though.
4 comments:
So funny...so the neighborhood gang is getting back together for Brad's birthday? He's a cop right...he should have some pull with CPS!
haha...and this is a good example of why you are my friend :) wish you could have been at my bachelorette party...my friend kelly spent 4 hours downloading 'Screeched' so we could watch it. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
SHUTUP! You don't even put your picture online! I've got my mug plastered all over the world, and nobody has ever recognized ME!
I think it's imperative to take pictures of yourself in these new t-shirts.
Okay - so NOW you need to tell us what the shirts said! =)
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